I must admit that I've faced my share of formidable opponents.
I've battled Anaconda's in the rivers of the Amazon, wrestled ancient crocodiles in the oceans off Australia, and even dueled with dragons on the slopes of Mt. Chimichanga.
But I've never faced a foe like this: 6 lbs 11 ounces, 19.5 inches long. I mean, what kind of enemy wears a pink bow and asks for hugs and kisses? No amount of training prepared me for an adversary of this caliber.
Her cuteness shatters the strongest of swords, her smile breaks the most powerful of arrows, her cry melts the toughest of heart and she makes grown men praise the ground she walks on.
Who dares match the fury of the Ramos Klan? What kind of arch enemy can challenge the awesomeness and attractiveness of Ben 'La Bestia' Ramos, Vanessa 'La Hot Stuff' Cruz, Geovanee 'El Guapo' Paolo, and Tzuriel 'El Angelito' Patrizio? None other than....
Areli Lucia Ramos: AKA. 'La Cutie Pie.'
A formidable opponent you ask? I say Yes. I know not what to expect. She hypnotizes me with the dark cuteness of her eyes. "O though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death ..."
